Sunday, March 15, 2009

Spring Break '09

Welcome to the Trading Post. My name is Kate. I'm filling in for the shop keeper. Currently he is unavailable. How may I help you?
What's that? You want 2 packs of Misty Light 120 Menthols in a box? And a six pack of Busch? Sure, no problem. What's that you say? Lottery scratch-offs are your bailout plan?
Oh, so sorry you didn't win. Let me just take those losing tickets off your hand. Second Chance Lottery, here I come. You know, "Play it Again, the Fun's Not Done".Who knows, maybe I'll hit the jackpot on your bad luck and wasted dollar.

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